Three Hours For A C
“Three Hours for a C” The South Park Elementary library was quiet in the way school libraries were only quiet when everyone inside was too tired to cause problems. It was late afternoon. The…
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Fan fiction and writing entries presented in a clean in-site reader.
The Great North Park Incident
It began, as most South Park conflicts did, with something too stupid to survive contact with adult supervision. A banner. Not a flag. Not a manifesto. Not even a good banner. Just a cheap v…
The Perimeter File
The outpost was eleven miles northwest of South Park, past the last marked trail, past the old logging road, past the place where people stopped pretending they knew the forest. Blake Lukin …
B.log 23 41
The room under Blake’s house did not look like a superhero lair. That was the first thing people would get wrong. There were no dramatic lights, no glowing symbol on the wall, no rows of pol…
The Lost Glove
In the winter, the mornings in South Park begin quietly. Snow settles over rooftops and telephone wires. Chimneys breathe pale smoke into the blue-gray sky. The roads are still mostly empty,…
Push Out Gauntlet
The whole disaster started because Cartman got bored during math. That was how most historic mistakes began in South Park. By the last bell, South Park Elementary’s back playground had trans…
The Usual Introduction
The bell rang at South Park Elementary, which usually meant two things: 1. confusion 2. something deeply avoidable happening anyway Mr. Garrison stood at the front of the class with the expr…